sumoboy ([info]sumoboy) wrote,
@ 2006-09-06 00:08:00
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Final MC 1
Final MC.. The final MC was a blast!! And so, here is the general script.. translated from some japanese blogs and my memory of what happened.....The crack and crap they talk about.... XD XD XD XD

douzo....



O: Carnival Nite…

S:  (imitating Hard Gay) Fyour!!!

 

N: That is fantastic!!

S: Eh… Eh… We are Arashi!!

O: Iyaa… I was a bit shocked just now…..

S: What were you shocked at?

O: Hey. For the song Carnival Nite, I was coming from that direction with Aiba chan and Sho-kun. Then during that time, around that hanamichi- it was bouncy right? (Pointed to the part  of the hanamichi that joins to the center stage) Yes there. Aiba-chan’s figure disappeared!!

S: You’re lying! Lying! Lying!

A: Well – I don’t know… Maybe it’s the Final? I was too high! I got a shock! I stepped on it and then I flew off!!

O: He flew off with such force!

 
A: Yep!! So I did – I flew off!!!
 

N: Isn’t it fantastic? The audience over there was laughing their heads off!

O:  Those people there were not worried at all!!

 
A:  But the staff got worried!


O: Every body was laughing!


A: Well, if its Aiba – they were thinking that if its Aiba, its ok 

M : Well its good that he didn’t get hurt.

S: Well, when it come to the last, the spirit of the audience is not half baked! The tension during Carnival night was great, wasn’t it! Yelling out : C.A.R.NI!!!!! (in a loud voice)

 

N: You are lying again!

 

A: Were there such wonderful voices?

 

S:  Yes there was!! (pointing to the stands)

 

A: You totally can’t hear them right? Sho-chan, you have been lying these past three days!


 S: Its ok here, but it shouldn’t be allowed to be broadcast elsewhere! If this is broadcasted elsewhere, then it will be big commotion! But isn’t everyone great?  Of course right now, I might exaggerate but don’t you think that the voices of the audience during Carnival Night was really loud?

 M:  Everyone was doing the choreography like it was a normal thing (Carnival nite choreo)



S: Yeah! They were doing it! Everyone remembers the choreography desho! When you show your CV, you are part of Johnny’s Jimusho… But maybe it is impossible.

O: Maybe they will have been accepted to dance only Carnival Night!

 

N: There is probably no such basis for choosing people!!


S:  Carnival Junior!! Wha… it seems a bit dumb right?

 

N: It’s a bit embaressing ne! If this song is not sung, then they cannot appear..


S: Well, this is the final. The end of two months of going around.  Since this is the final, what deep impressions you have of this tour?


N: Yes I have! For me, no matter how, I cannot understand.  I want to do the final again as there is something that I must understand!

 

A:  What is it? Is there such a matter?


 M: What is it? Is it something that has happened?


N: Its happened! And it’s a really regrettable – that situation….The final – so we made our stage appearance right?  I was below and I didn’t know who it was. It was the guy next to me…I said “ Ohhh…… it the final….”it was the guy next to me that went…. “Oh… Don’t worry!!!! Since it’s the final, I am not enthusiastic !”


S: Lets try to line up and see!!


M: Who is that guy!!


N: We should do it like normal always and it will be ok!!


M: The person next to me was Sho-kun and Captain.

 

O: Yes,  I was next to Jun-kun.


M: So this does not concern me right?


Over here…. Aiba was next to Jun-kun.


M: No, I was between Sho-kun and Captain!


A: Ah .. Its me!!!! AHHHH!!!!!


N: AHH!!! Its this peanut that said it… This Chiba-ken!!!!


A: Don’t talk about Chiba ken and peanuts!!!

N: Sorry Sorry, but don’t you think its strange?

A: why?!?

N: Because you are not enthusiastic at all!
 
 A: Somehow I had the expression that I was very enthusiastic!! This is the final, so when we appeared you look a bit overcome with emotion, so I said Daijyoubu Daijyoubu!!

 

N: Iya iya iya…. Don’t believe him. It is 100% a lie. Why do I say it?  To get yourself high, please can you don’t try to use people?


A: Umm… Sorry…..


S: Shall we try to re-enact it?

N: OK!

S: Da…… Final – Enter!!

N: OOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!

A: Its okay!! Even if it’s the final, just do it like you normally do! Don’t be nervous!! (massaging nino’s shoulders)

N: he was like that massaging my neck… I was not nervous!!

 

M: Ohh that looks bad…


N: What’s going on with you!!!!!!


A: Oh if I do this, then we will feel more the closeness of our friendship…

S: I was also troubled by Aiba chan!

A: What do you mean me giving you problem!!

S: That the end of itsuka no summer… Its for the Niigata and yokohama shows probably?  We run in from the outside hanamichi onto the main stage and run towards each other and hug. That is great!  But then, we are so enthusiastic that we that we run into each other during “seikai ha mawatte..” and OOHHH!!!!! (bang too hard into each other when they hung)


A: It was like “ it hurts”!!!! right?!


O: Hahahaa

 

M: So then if you had calculated correctly it would be not so painful right?

A: But this person, his body is Hard!!!!

N: Hey hang on, can we get the camera man here!!

(Shochan left nipple makes an appearance!!!!!) KYAAAAAAA!!!!!!


A(to Shochan’s nipple): Ah good morning!!

N: Seriously…..

 

O: This is the how many times it has appeared in this year’s concert tour??!!

S: My nipple didn’t come out!!!


N: Seriously everybody, you didn’t think that it would come out and “play” during the last show ne!!

S: ITS NOT OUT!!!!

M: What should we do, this could be the transparent nipple?!
 

N: What a minute!! Everybody!! It is is standing!!!

O: Yep for sure, it is standing!!!

S: It is NOT standing!!!!


A: U must be super happy, Sho-chan!!
 

S (talking to his nipple) Ah it’s the last show…. You have come out to play ne!!! You must be very high!!!

A: I think its time we stop this……

S: To the people in the parent-child seats- sorry!!! Its me, Sakurai! I am terrible..
 

O: This is the Chikubi Sakurai!!! (Nipple Sakurai!!)

N: Don’t say Nipple Sakurai!!

S: Seriously, there are some uchiwas that say “Left Nipple!!” I was so shocked!!

A: But that is not referring to Sho-kun right? Its concerning here….

S: They are cheering on my nipple!! What is this?! Looking up!! Look up.. please cheering on the face… I don’t know the meaning of this…

A: Hahahahaha

N: Various things have happened ne!

 

S: Nino-chan also said this in the previous Yokohama performance – people from various countries have come to see us ne!
 

M: This year, we see kids even in the seats that are not designated as Parent-child seats..

S: Ah… I know…its that!!

A: There are some moms who put their kids on their shoulders… I think that is great!


S: Yeah, just now, there were some kids that were sitting on their mom’s knees and doing this (shakes his neck around like nodding off)

O: Was the kid sleeping?

S: Right, he was totally not into this.!!

 

O: really he was sleeping!!

S and N: Wahhhh..

N: I am a bit shocked.

A: please wake up for the latter half of the show!

S: Wake up the kids!!
 

O: but I understand their feelings, it is good?!

S: Wake up the sleeping kids!

 M: Like the demon waking up the kids

N: Please!!

 S: Ah… fantastic that you said that about getting the demons to wake the kids!!

 

(walk towards main stage)




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[info]sarahpotz
2006-09-05 05:10 pm UTC (link)
ahahahahaha! omg such crackiness.. Nipple Sakurai! ba-ba-ba-ba-boom!!!!!

thanks for sharing!

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[info]tenjostyle
2006-09-05 05:38 pm UTC (link)
kids sleeping??? xDDDD

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[info]moonymoo
2006-09-05 05:41 pm UTC (link)
lol thanks for sharing!
Hehehe he actually talks to his nipple. xD

this is so amusing heh xD

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[info]sumoboy
2006-09-06 09:20 am UTC (link)
I was cracked up most of the MC..... esp the part of his nipple...... ^^

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[info]cluvy
2006-09-05 05:48 pm UTC (link)
HAHA this is so funny!!!! thanks for sharing!

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[info]jessicasoon
2006-09-05 07:32 pm UTC (link)
ahahahaha! nipple sakurai!

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[info]baka_power
2006-09-05 09:26 pm UTC (link)
omg~ sho's nipple is famous (maybe more than sho himself)
LOL~! i so would like to see "left nipple" TOO~!
XDDD
thx so much for translating~
i can't believe u got traded for good seat in the last show! *hi 5* but why r there empty seats? ARGH~!!!!!!!!

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[info]sumoboy
2006-09-06 09:20 am UTC (link)
They did show a close up of his nipple on the big screen.... XD XD XD..........

I can't believe that there were empty seats at the FINAL!!!! O_O

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[info]renrui
2006-09-06 02:49 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHA CHIKUBI SAKURAI.
man, this MC cracked me up :D

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[info]xanderave
2006-09-06 02:30 pm UTC (link)
LOL Kachang calling Aibachan "Peanut" - really pot calling kettle.

And SHOCHIKUBI!!!

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